13 words from “Do You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth”

I just found Do You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth?
I admire creativity in language, and this site has it in spades. Some of those words had me rolling on the floor laughing. Some of them I had to click on “Define” to even know what they meant (in my defense, three of them are not defined – made up curse words! I love them.) to see what they meant.

Thirteen words to add to your vocabulary
1 – Felch spoon – Don’t click this link if you don’t know what it is. Really. It sounds so much cuter than it really is. And felch spoon isn’t really anything, but Felch? That is. So if you DO click that link, don’t scroll down to number 5 because eww. Not that I’m judging anyone but just eww. You’ve been warned – I’m moving on.
2 – back door troubadour – there’s a lot of interest in all things anal at DYKYMWTM
3 – holy snapping arseholes – a bit classier than “Holy Shit!”
4 – wwe fan – the perfect insult if you know anyone that watches wrestling. (Un)fortunately I don’t, so I won’t get much of a chance to use it.
5 – fuckity buckets – I’m starting to feel like I’m back in middle school
6 – thunderpuppet – not yet defined. So use it for anything you want – “Come on you thunderpuppet, get your holy snapping arsehole out of my way!”
7 – numpty – I love this one. The car sales guy is quite a numpty, as is his manager.
8 – bollockybastard – not yet defined, but if you’re going to call someone a bastard, throw bollocky in front of it and maybe they won’t feel like punching you. If they’re from the south they probably won’t even know they’ve been insulted.
9 – Rump Ranger classier than most of the alternatives. And rangers are hot.
10 – darn – this cracked me up because it appeared as an option next to a truly vile phrase that didn’t even sound amusing
11 – ArseHat it sounds so much classier with that ‘r’ in there
12 – baps
13 – flangemastic – What do YOU think this one should mean?