Shamelessly lifted from the incredible Angela James :
Ask your kid the questions and write them down exactly how they respond.
(Princess is 6 years old.)
1. What is something mom always says to you?
“No.”
2. What makes mom happy?
“Me doing what you say.”
3. What makes mom sad?
“Not doing what you say.”
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
“Jokes.”
5. [...]


